What is wrong with me?

Incident #1: Last night – Tripped over my own pants (that I was wearing) and fell over, grazing my knee.

Incident #2: This morning – stepped on a fork that was in my bag from work and stabbed my heel.

Incident #3: Just now – Forgot that I already opened the nail polish bottle and went to shake it, flinging dark purple nail polish all over the place. Anyone know how to get nail polish out of fabric and carpet? *hangs head in shame*

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